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| BILYCOCK.WAV | Guy on Street:
"Hey, big guy, did you hear the news? My son, Billy got the lead
in the high school musical." Charlie: "Well I guess he likes the cock after all." |
27kb |
| DOUSWLOW.WAV | Hank:
"You know I think you're a very special unit." Irene: "That's sweet." Hank: "I hope we can get to know each other better." Irene: "Yeah, me too." Hank: "Do you swallow?" Irene: [SLAP] |
31.8kb |
| FUCKFACE.WAV |
Hank: "Still
wanna skip rope in the street?" |
27kb |
| FUCKOFF.WAV | Charlie:
"Sweetie, that's kind of dangerous. Wanna move up on to the sidewalk,
away from the traffic?" Jump Rope Girl: "My dad says you're a joke and I don't have to listen to you." Charlie: "Well, your father is entitled to his opinion. But, I am an officer of the law, and, uh, by all rights I could uh..." Jump Rope Girl: "Fuck off!" Charlie: "You should watch your mouth little girl." Jump Rope Girl: [SCREAMS] |
75kb |
| GNTLPRSN.WAV | Jamaal: "Man,
our daddy ain't no fuckin' nut case!" Shonte Jr.: "He may have Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, but he is a very, gentle person!" |
22kb |
| TAKAPILL.WAV | Irene:
"What are those for?" Charlie: "Oh! It's just this stupid thing. I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel...funny. No big deal." Irene: "What's it called?" Charlie: "Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage." Irene: "Oh." |
56.2kb |
| UNINIMITY.WAV | Hank: "I'm here to save your life. But if I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna need total uninoniminininininity." | 14.3kb |
| VAGICLEN.WAV | Hank: "'Vagiclean',
huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?"
Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?" Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that." |
85kb |
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